Showing 23 year old daughter some useful stuff to know. She has a jar of olives she can't open. I tell her to tap on it. She says "what?"  
Tap on it. 
So I decide to show her. No strength required.  Young men, concerned about looking foolish trying vainly to open stuck lids, would need to know this, too, but none are around. 
So, I tell her find a heavy spoon or such like object, and tap on the edge of the lid--in the right direction, of course--like this.  
Tap tap tap  tap tap tap tap tap tap... 
splash
...as a cascade of olive-flavored vinagar spills out of the jar which I am holding over the open drawer the spoon came out of.
Eve laughs. 
The drawer needed cleaning anyway.
 
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